Feeling Sassy… or not (2 Comments)
I went out tonight to get my hair trimmed feeling sassy in a new top. The wind was promptly let out of my sails when my hairdresser said
“I didn’t know you were pregnant!”
Other things that I learned (or why I should be blond) :
No matter how hard you try, a Mercedes car key will not fit into the ignition of a Honda vehicle.
The “D” does not mean ‘Reverse’.
Deer are not known for their brains and they are not blond either. Luckily this one missed the van.
A book called “Score One for the Sloths” is just the kind of book for me. I said I was checking it out for my children.
And, honestly people! I am not that fat and empire waist shirts are in style. So if one. more. person. asks. if. I. am. pregnant. I. will……
SCREAM!!!!!!
One of the things I have learned, and I think this one is critical to good harmony and healthy relationships, never ever ask a women if she is pregnant or inquire as to the due date.
I don’t care if she looks like a beach ball, a belly so large that no clothing on earth can contain it, is moody as all get out, and spends 90% of her time in the bathroom. Never, ever ask if she is pregnant.
Wait for her or the proud father to tell you. When you are pregnant, that is about the only bloody thing that gets talked about, so it will come up if you wait just a little while. 🙂
Comment by Eric — November 2, 2007 @ 6:51 pm
[…] I sighed deeply and quietly said “scream!” […]
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